do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band one direction” and i’ll choke for a few minutes before looking off into the distance and whispering “eat your peas, margaret”
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.